What did you expect?

I don't have the Astrid panel yet. Big surprise. It'll be done tomorrow, probably.
It's just way too hot. I hate the summer!

I'm sick

Here's a page or whatever.

*COUGH*

*sniff*

*COUGHINGOUTINSIDES*

Fuck you, I don't care.

I have a headache.

Disappointments

First of all:

New pages.

If you want to get pages earlier and/or get other bonuses, consider supporting me on patreon.

I also made this a few hours ago:

 I downloaded Manga Studio and I did this to get a bit more practice in using that weird-ass program.

I'm not saying it's bad or anything. It does some things quite a lot better than photoshop, including performance efficiency as far as I can tell, which is really useful if you're stuck working on a laptop like I am right now.

Why did I download manga studio?

Well, sadly, here's where this posts title comes in:

I wanted to do another comic on the side based on a /co/ greentext about a rookie in the new republic city police getting rewarded for his first big arrest by a sex-hungry chief beifong.

For that I started another patreon:

patreon.com/toph

Sadly, that one had an even worse start than my fetishcomic patreon.

That is to say it didn't have a start at all.

Oh well, whatever.

PS Plus was disappointing as well this month. The only good game on there was strider, which I bought like 2 weeks ago.

Great timing.

And dead space 3's awfulness made me finally buy lost planet 3.

Guess what, it sucks ass, too.

I know it's a little late to be saying this, but if you liked lp2, don't assume you'll like lp3.

They straight up copied dead space with it.

And usually, that's fine with me! Capcom copies games all the time and makes them better than the originals.

And yes, of course lp3 is better than ds3, but that doesn't mean shit, because ds3 sucks even more than the previous 2 installments of this boring predictable-ass bullshit piece of crap series of anti-scariness.

Lost Planet 3 should have been the pacific rim of video games, but instead it is the sequel of a great movie that turned out to be an abomination that completely fucks with the original and should of never been made.

It's boring, it's repetitive and it has NOTHING to do with the glorious, unique and  FUCKING EPIC Lost Planet 2.

And what is it with capcom and nicholas cage, anyways?

So weird.

Seriously tho, if you haven't played Lost Planet 2 because it went under your radar, like all of capcoms best games, go get it NOW! It's pretty much as good as a (non-borderlands-type) coop game can get and the multiplayer is/(was? I don't know how many people still play it) one of  the best I've ever seen, period.

It's fucking amazing, you fight giant monsters who bleed glowing orange blood with mechs and on foot, the controls are as good as they get, everything has weight, but nothing moves too slow or anything, it's fucking tight as fuck.

Go get it.

But don't get lost planet 3, because the intro is pretty much the best part of the game so far (I'm probably about halfway through) and I can just link you to a youtube vid for that.

Instead, look at this fucking shit:

Shit's balls to the walls!

So, yeah. To say I was disappointed would be the understatement of the century.

Patreon. Also I'm not doing music-referential titles anymore. BOOOOO!

Hey there.

How are you doing?

Do you often find yourself thinking something along the lines of following:

"Gosh darn diggety doodle dang diggety, boy howdy, what am I supposed to do with all this money that I have?"

Because I don't.

In fact, I'm kind of in a situation over here. Financially.

Not a big'un, just a small'un.

Need a new computer here, a college education there.

Nothing serious.

BUT

I could still use your help in dealing with it.

So, if you happen to have a little bit of extra cash in your pockets you might be interested in sharing that with me, just as I share my time with you, drawing for you guys.

Not saying you owe me anything or nuthin, just sayin', if you want me to be able to continue sharing my time, consider enabling me to do that with a small donation.

That is all.

So, with that out of the way, I am proud to announce

my Patreon campaign for the fetish comic

over at

patreon.com/34

 Check it the fuck out, it's awesome!

And that's sadly all that I have.

So, yeah, if you don't want me to continue ... not having stuff ...
then please be a ... pal-tron.
(I will also promise to never typesomething that stupid ever again.)

She's a squealer!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Farewell

 New page:

AWWW, SHEEAAAAAAT!

She did it!

She beat the dragon-dragon!

First try!

And some more Gunnerkrigg stuff, whatever:

Oh and what else?

OH YEAH!

NETFLIX IS COMING TO GERMANY!

Through the fire and flames

Tigress is getting more awesome again.

Fighting dragons with her bare ... claws.

I've been avoiding to use that song...

 And then there's even more /co/ stuff.

"... So then I tell her, "You can't suck MY cock, silly, I'm a GIRL!"" "¡Haha!"

I fucking love Demon Toph.

My computer's dying.

Because of flash.

They keep making it worse every fucking day.

It straight up killed my graphics card and fucked parts of my system. And I think now there's something wrong with my RAM as well, although that might be a coincidence.

I am angry.

Let it die already.

Flash has done good. And I want to love it.

It pretty much MADE the internet as we know it.

I don't want to hate flash.

Please let it die with some dignity.

Please?

The encounter

 Page:

 And More /co/ stuff.

She knows she's bad by the bruises on her knuckles.

New page:

 Tigress got up and things get interesting.

Also more Demon Toph.

GODDAMMIT I NEED TO STOP WASTING TIME.

Well I'm not wasting time.

I'm just not drawing what I'm supposed to.

And I'm sorry.

However, Demon Toph:

But lookie what I found, searching for Tiger-style references.

It's pretty funny, I guess, so that's the song of the week.

Born to abuse

Sorry, I'm late and without content again...

It's gonna get better. I promise.

Oh, baby, I was born with a fast fuse

It's not even properly shaded.

Goddammit...

If you want some advertisement so you at least can get SOMETHING outta this post, then

LISTEN TO 'FANTASY FICTION'.

Like, now.

They reminded me of why I started this comic and are responsible for quite the development that is gonna happen on the next page. If you listen to their podcast you'll be able to quickly see the kind of direction I'm gonna take this thing in.

And it WILL be awesome.

That's all I have to say, really.

Somebody tell me why I work so hard for you

New page, still setting up the situation and stuff, so ... yeah:

I don't know what the hell you want from me

 

And also Canyon, because she's a super hot blue giant chick.

Very much like a Na'Vi, except for she doesn't suck so much ASS!!

WOOOOOOOAH!

EPIC BUUUUURRRN!

The summer is starting early this year.

Sorry I'm late. There's nothing special about this page that could have caused it to be delayed. In fact, I think it looks rather crappy, but stuff's been getting in my way, not all of it was really important, but now it hapen.

So, yeah, sorry about that.

Those were the best days of my life.

 Did these for /co/. Not much to say about them...

And that's all. I got nuthin'.

I'm gonna get back on track, I promise.

Downloaded Mercenary Kings, I'll try it out and write what I think about it.

Mercenary Kings is fucking sweet.
Let's see...
You take a little bit of the Scott Pilgrim game, trying to look a bit like Metal Slug, then take a bit of Contra, why not? Throw that in there. Add in homages to other games and movies from the era and, to top it all off, combine them in a hunting and gathering upgrade system like Monster Hunter has.
BAM!
You got this game!
It's fucking sweet!
Except for its online problems right now.
There's some things wrong with online, both conceptually and in the execution.
There's disconnections and errors that crash the game ( The PS4 handles these crashes extremely well, btw, immediately showing you that an error occurred and asking you if you wanna report it. It doesn't take any time at all to do this, which is good) and I don't know if it is a glitch or just people trolling, but many times you get paired up with players who are frozen in place. This causes you to not be able to start a mission.
This is a conceptual flaw, even if the frozen thing is a glitch, because YOU CAN NOT KICK PLAYERS.
That is a function that is DESPERATELY lacking.
Every time you get a frozen guy you have to disband your entire party.
Okay, that wouldn't even be that bad IF IT WASN'T ENTIRELY RANDOM WHO YOU'RE TEAMED UP WITH.
Yeah, you can't pick rooms or sesions, all you have is inviting riends or random public.
And I would even make people from a group I liked my friends, to play with them in private, to avoid all this, but the PS4 doesn't show me the players I've met for this game for some reason!
I would have to write down their names manually.
There's also the problem that the host is in complete control over which mission gets played.
Why not have a vote on this?
Why can't everyone pick the mission they wanna do?
Ugh.
Despite its online problems it's still a great game and I would seriously give it a
9/10
if they fix online.

You can even decorate your tent with a haniwa!
Like the ones in the Rance games!
What more could you ask for?!
GET IT NOW!
Getting this game despite its online flaws is moe!

Also, I got featured on paheal again. What is this, like, the billionth time?

Am I the only one?

Hello there, fellas.

You want rape?

The most votes went to Bestiality, Rape, Bondage, Zoophilia, Other and Branding. Since these all fit well together I'm just gonna do them all at once (and I'll think of something for 'other'. I'm aware I missed a lot of fetishes on the list, because this list is largely a cross-ref of actual lists on wikipedia and adult forums and therefore set in reality. I completely forgot to add even the most basic fantasy fetishes like tentacles, monsters, transformation and such. I'll see what I can do about that.).

How's that sound?

Rape meeeee!

Also some new stuff:

And some old stuff (remember those posts where I said I forgot something? Well, it still seems like I have some stuff somewhere I didn't post yet, but here are 2 pics at least...)

Also this.

 

 Also a Clementine pic after the jump break because walking dead spoiler alert:

Still, I write my songs...

Dun dududun dun du dun dun du dun!

This page is late because I finished a game I've been trying to beat for a whole month.

When something smells ...

... It's usually the ... smoke.

New page:

A talking animal. Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Nothing else today. Sorry.

I've been very unproductive lately.

Gotta change that.

Like some kind of velvet embrace

Okay, so I haven't posted in a while. Sorry about that.
Also, today's page is just a one panel page, which is lame, I know, but whatever.
Exams got in the way again.
And then GTA V happened.
I regret nothing! :D
Alright, so, page:

Make way, Toph. And ease your breathing.

 
 Also, folks who visit /co/ or just like Cartoon Hangover or whatever might have seen this video.
/co/ liked the raccoon, so I did some stuff, because I was in the mood for that at the time.
Here we go (Oh, yeah, contains small amount of gore. Just for the heck of it):

Then there's a pic of loli tigress to round it all off:

Aaaaaand last time's song reference was pretty much impossible to get. This one's easier, but still hard.
Last time we had "Time To Get Tough" by the Aggrolites. 'S pretty gud muzik. You should listen to some of their stuff.
This time's even better, though. So yeah, try to get it. Good luck.

PS: GTA V is fucking A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!
PPS: PS's don't really make sense in a digital text.