Disappointments

First of all:

New pages.

If you want to get pages earlier and/or get other bonuses, consider supporting me on patreon.

I also made this a few hours ago:

 I downloaded Manga Studio and I did this to get a bit more practice in using that weird-ass program.

I'm not saying it's bad or anything. It does some things quite a lot better than photoshop, including performance efficiency as far as I can tell, which is really useful if you're stuck working on a laptop like I am right now.

Why did I download manga studio?

Well, sadly, here's where this posts title comes in:

I wanted to do another comic on the side based on a /co/ greentext about a rookie in the new republic city police getting rewarded for his first big arrest by a sex-hungry chief beifong.

For that I started another patreon:

patreon.com/toph

Sadly, that one had an even worse start than my fetishcomic patreon.

That is to say it didn't have a start at all.

Oh well, whatever.

PS Plus was disappointing as well this month. The only good game on there was strider, which I bought like 2 weeks ago.

Great timing.

And dead space 3's awfulness made me finally buy lost planet 3.

Guess what, it sucks ass, too.

I know it's a little late to be saying this, but if you liked lp2, don't assume you'll like lp3.

They straight up copied dead space with it.

And usually, that's fine with me! Capcom copies games all the time and makes them better than the originals.

And yes, of course lp3 is better than ds3, but that doesn't mean shit, because ds3 sucks even more than the previous 2 installments of this boring predictable-ass bullshit piece of crap series of anti-scariness.

Lost Planet 3 should have been the pacific rim of video games, but instead it is the sequel of a great movie that turned out to be an abomination that completely fucks with the original and should of never been made.

It's boring, it's repetitive and it has NOTHING to do with the glorious, unique and  FUCKING EPIC Lost Planet 2.

And what is it with capcom and nicholas cage, anyways?

So weird.

Seriously tho, if you haven't played Lost Planet 2 because it went under your radar, like all of capcoms best games, go get it NOW! It's pretty much as good as a (non-borderlands-type) coop game can get and the multiplayer is/(was? I don't know how many people still play it) one of  the best I've ever seen, period.

It's fucking amazing, you fight giant monsters who bleed glowing orange blood with mechs and on foot, the controls are as good as they get, everything has weight, but nothing moves too slow or anything, it's fucking tight as fuck.

Go get it.

But don't get lost planet 3, because the intro is pretty much the best part of the game so far (I'm probably about halfway through) and I can just link you to a youtube vid for that.

Instead, look at this fucking shit:

Shit's balls to the walls!

So, yeah. To say I was disappointed would be the understatement of the century.

Through the fire and flames

Tigress is getting more awesome again.

Fighting dragons with her bare ... claws.

I've been avoiding to use that song...

 And then there's even more /co/ stuff.

"... So then I tell her, "You can't suck MY cock, silly, I'm a GIRL!"" "¡Haha!"

I fucking love Demon Toph.

My computer's dying.

Because of flash.

They keep making it worse every fucking day.

It straight up killed my graphics card and fucked parts of my system. And I think now there's something wrong with my RAM as well, although that might be a coincidence.

I am angry.

Let it die already.

Flash has done good. And I want to love it.

It pretty much MADE the internet as we know it.

I don't want to hate flash.

Please let it die with some dignity.

Please?

The summer is starting early this year.

Sorry I'm late. There's nothing special about this page that could have caused it to be delayed. In fact, I think it looks rather crappy, but stuff's been getting in my way, not all of it was really important, but now it hapen.

So, yeah, sorry about that.

Those were the best days of my life.

 Did these for /co/. Not much to say about them...

And that's all. I got nuthin'.

I'm gonna get back on track, I promise.

Downloaded Mercenary Kings, I'll try it out and write what I think about it.

Mercenary Kings is fucking sweet.
Let's see...
You take a little bit of the Scott Pilgrim game, trying to look a bit like Metal Slug, then take a bit of Contra, why not? Throw that in there. Add in homages to other games and movies from the era and, to top it all off, combine them in a hunting and gathering upgrade system like Monster Hunter has.
BAM!
You got this game!
It's fucking sweet!
Except for its online problems right now.
There's some things wrong with online, both conceptually and in the execution.
There's disconnections and errors that crash the game ( The PS4 handles these crashes extremely well, btw, immediately showing you that an error occurred and asking you if you wanna report it. It doesn't take any time at all to do this, which is good) and I don't know if it is a glitch or just people trolling, but many times you get paired up with players who are frozen in place. This causes you to not be able to start a mission.
This is a conceptual flaw, even if the frozen thing is a glitch, because YOU CAN NOT KICK PLAYERS.
That is a function that is DESPERATELY lacking.
Every time you get a frozen guy you have to disband your entire party.
Okay, that wouldn't even be that bad IF IT WASN'T ENTIRELY RANDOM WHO YOU'RE TEAMED UP WITH.
Yeah, you can't pick rooms or sesions, all you have is inviting riends or random public.
And I would even make people from a group I liked my friends, to play with them in private, to avoid all this, but the PS4 doesn't show me the players I've met for this game for some reason!
I would have to write down their names manually.
There's also the problem that the host is in complete control over which mission gets played.
Why not have a vote on this?
Why can't everyone pick the mission they wanna do?
Ugh.
Despite its online problems it's still a great game and I would seriously give it a
9/10
if they fix online.

You can even decorate your tent with a haniwa!
Like the ones in the Rance games!
What more could you ask for?!
GET IT NOW!
Getting this game despite its online flaws is moe!

Also, I got featured on paheal again. What is this, like, the billionth time?

Take You Home

Fetish comic:

I'm really uncomfortable writing this rape stuff. Let's see how it turns out.

Then there's some Jones, just because I have nothing else to post:

And then there's me talking about videogames for a bit. Jump break for spoilers of Ground Zeroes.

Am I the only one?

Hello there, fellas.

You want rape?

The most votes went to Bestiality, Rape, Bondage, Zoophilia, Other and Branding. Since these all fit well together I'm just gonna do them all at once (and I'll think of something for 'other'. I'm aware I missed a lot of fetishes on the list, because this list is largely a cross-ref of actual lists on wikipedia and adult forums and therefore set in reality. I completely forgot to add even the most basic fantasy fetishes like tentacles, monsters, transformation and such. I'll see what I can do about that.).

How's that sound?

Rape meeeee!

Also some new stuff:

And some old stuff (remember those posts where I said I forgot something? Well, it still seems like I have some stuff somewhere I didn't post yet, but here are 2 pics at least...)

Also this.

 

 Also a Clementine pic after the jump break because walking dead spoiler alert:

sex on fire

I don't care if the title doesn't really fit much and if the song's super popular and crap, there's only so many songs that are fire related that aren't either some stupid hardcore punk-metal-grunge crap or even more stupid party songs and pop-abominations...

But I'm sure you don't even care about those song references, so it's all good. :)

But yeah, comic page:

Sorry I'm late, I misplaced my stylus pen...

These were made as well. The napoleon cabbage thing is ... I don't know. I have no idea. Someone requested it. I made it. That's all I know and, frankly, all I wanna know.

As always I'm pretty sure I forgot something.

I should update more often to prevent that...

If it feels this good getting used ...

So. I have a new page. It's a little bit more sketchy than the last few, but I'm tired right now:

keep on using her till you used her up.

gunnerkrigg pre halloween stuff: (don't worry, I WILL do some more Kat Paz 34 before long)

Also I found two pictures I never posted for some reason:

the one of sha koon I did for the next character in the comic. I posted a Sha Koon head, but that pic was stupid and lame. This was the picture I actually wanted to post. I just forgot what my sha koon pic looked like and I grabbed the first one I found.

Last time's song: Bear's gone fishin' by Widespread Panic
As I said, nothing exciting. Also impossible to know without google.
This time's easy.

The intergalactic adventure continues with some anal fun. (As usual, spot the reference)

Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension.
(The connection is shoehorned in, I'll admit. Still, points for anyone who can make the full connection, I guess)

First off, Astrid won. Congrats.

And since Sha Koon was surprisingly close, at least have her unfinished sketch I made just in case:

Alright. Here's another page:

Yeah. Only that one page for now. sorry.
Next will be anal fisting, covering both fisting and anal play/sex. YAY! (doesn't mean fisting's out forever, of course)

Next next will of course be Bestiality, with which I'll also wanna try to cover animal/pet play and zoosadism, so get yourselves ready for some kinky animal/human lovin'.
It seems you guys want tigress back, too, since bestiality got a few more votes in the last few days.

So, yeah, I'm seeing tigress in bondage and as usual Toph would probably assert herself as top-dog.
I don't know yet, if I should bring in Astrid before or after the bestiality scene.
Also, I noticed I have both zoophilia and bestiality in the poll (and while they are different on the basis of the animal's consent there's not really a reason for both to be there) so, whoops,  I guess. :|

Since you want Tigress so bad, here are two sketches I found lying around:

Also also, Kat and Paz:

Also also also, last song reference was (obviously) The Past and the Pending by The Shins.
I think I'l make this a thing from now on. I've always had lots of obscure references in my posts, so why not?
From now on I'll reference a song in every post that has something to do with the post. Just for funzies.
(I won't literally write the song's name in the title anymore, either)

So that's it for tonight.

THE HAPPENING

So, for all you gunnerkrigg readers out there:

... LESBIAAAANS!!

A kiss to build a dream on?

Kat and Paz, sittin in a tree, F. U. C. K. I. N. G.!
If this newest development is just for tease I swear I'm gonna stop reading ... for at least a week! So it better be Paz who wrote that letter!
So here's a quick kissing and fondling pic. Have a nice day.

Also, have a little animation draft for teh funzies.
I PROMISE I won't start ANYTHING new! ... starting tomorrow.
And also also watersports of the new tmnt behind the jump break:

Kat and Paz.

I felt like I had to contribute to the gunnerkrigg-is-good-again r34 wave.
(Hint: I didn't have to, I just wanted to. I have many other actual obligations I'm ignoring, because I'm a douchebag.)