What did you expect?

I don't have the Astrid panel yet. Big surprise. It'll be done tomorrow, probably.
It's just way too hot. I hate the summer!

I'm sick

Here's a page or whatever.

*COUGH*

*sniff*

*COUGHINGOUTINSIDES*

Fuck you, I don't care.

I have a headache.

Disappointments

First of all:

New pages.

If you want to get pages earlier and/or get other bonuses, consider supporting me on patreon.

I also made this a few hours ago:

 I downloaded Manga Studio and I did this to get a bit more practice in using that weird-ass program.

I'm not saying it's bad or anything. It does some things quite a lot better than photoshop, including performance efficiency as far as I can tell, which is really useful if you're stuck working on a laptop like I am right now.

Why did I download manga studio?

Well, sadly, here's where this posts title comes in:

I wanted to do another comic on the side based on a /co/ greentext about a rookie in the new republic city police getting rewarded for his first big arrest by a sex-hungry chief beifong.

For that I started another patreon:

patreon.com/toph

Sadly, that one had an even worse start than my fetishcomic patreon.

That is to say it didn't have a start at all.

Oh well, whatever.

PS Plus was disappointing as well this month. The only good game on there was strider, which I bought like 2 weeks ago.

Great timing.

And dead space 3's awfulness made me finally buy lost planet 3.

Guess what, it sucks ass, too.

I know it's a little late to be saying this, but if you liked lp2, don't assume you'll like lp3.

They straight up copied dead space with it.

And usually, that's fine with me! Capcom copies games all the time and makes them better than the originals.

And yes, of course lp3 is better than ds3, but that doesn't mean shit, because ds3 sucks even more than the previous 2 installments of this boring predictable-ass bullshit piece of crap series of anti-scariness.

Lost Planet 3 should have been the pacific rim of video games, but instead it is the sequel of a great movie that turned out to be an abomination that completely fucks with the original and should of never been made.

It's boring, it's repetitive and it has NOTHING to do with the glorious, unique and  FUCKING EPIC Lost Planet 2.

And what is it with capcom and nicholas cage, anyways?

So weird.

Seriously tho, if you haven't played Lost Planet 2 because it went under your radar, like all of capcoms best games, go get it NOW! It's pretty much as good as a (non-borderlands-type) coop game can get and the multiplayer is/(was? I don't know how many people still play it) one of  the best I've ever seen, period.

It's fucking amazing, you fight giant monsters who bleed glowing orange blood with mechs and on foot, the controls are as good as they get, everything has weight, but nothing moves too slow or anything, it's fucking tight as fuck.

Go get it.

But don't get lost planet 3, because the intro is pretty much the best part of the game so far (I'm probably about halfway through) and I can just link you to a youtube vid for that.

Instead, look at this fucking shit:

Shit's balls to the walls!

So, yeah. To say I was disappointed would be the understatement of the century.

She's a squealer!

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Farewell

 New page:

AWWW, SHEEAAAAAAT!

She did it!

She beat the dragon-dragon!

First try!

And some more Gunnerkrigg stuff, whatever:

Oh and what else?

OH YEAH!

NETFLIX IS COMING TO GERMANY!

Born to abuse

Sorry, I'm late and without content again...

It's gonna get better. I promise.

Oh, baby, I was born with a fast fuse

It's not even properly shaded.

Goddammit...

If you want some advertisement so you at least can get SOMETHING outta this post, then

LISTEN TO 'FANTASY FICTION'.

Like, now.

They reminded me of why I started this comic and are responsible for quite the development that is gonna happen on the next page. If you listen to their podcast you'll be able to quickly see the kind of direction I'm gonna take this thing in.

And it WILL be awesome.

That's all I have to say, really.

The summer is starting early this year.

Sorry I'm late. There's nothing special about this page that could have caused it to be delayed. In fact, I think it looks rather crappy, but stuff's been getting in my way, not all of it was really important, but now it hapen.

So, yeah, sorry about that.

Those were the best days of my life.

 Did these for /co/. Not much to say about them...

And that's all. I got nuthin'.

I'm gonna get back on track, I promise.

Downloaded Mercenary Kings, I'll try it out and write what I think about it.

Mercenary Kings is fucking sweet.
Let's see...
You take a little bit of the Scott Pilgrim game, trying to look a bit like Metal Slug, then take a bit of Contra, why not? Throw that in there. Add in homages to other games and movies from the era and, to top it all off, combine them in a hunting and gathering upgrade system like Monster Hunter has.
BAM!
You got this game!
It's fucking sweet!
Except for its online problems right now.
There's some things wrong with online, both conceptually and in the execution.
There's disconnections and errors that crash the game ( The PS4 handles these crashes extremely well, btw, immediately showing you that an error occurred and asking you if you wanna report it. It doesn't take any time at all to do this, which is good) and I don't know if it is a glitch or just people trolling, but many times you get paired up with players who are frozen in place. This causes you to not be able to start a mission.
This is a conceptual flaw, even if the frozen thing is a glitch, because YOU CAN NOT KICK PLAYERS.
That is a function that is DESPERATELY lacking.
Every time you get a frozen guy you have to disband your entire party.
Okay, that wouldn't even be that bad IF IT WASN'T ENTIRELY RANDOM WHO YOU'RE TEAMED UP WITH.
Yeah, you can't pick rooms or sesions, all you have is inviting riends or random public.
And I would even make people from a group I liked my friends, to play with them in private, to avoid all this, but the PS4 doesn't show me the players I've met for this game for some reason!
I would have to write down their names manually.
There's also the problem that the host is in complete control over which mission gets played.
Why not have a vote on this?
Why can't everyone pick the mission they wanna do?
Ugh.
Despite its online problems it's still a great game and I would seriously give it a
9/10
if they fix online.

You can even decorate your tent with a haniwa!
Like the ones in the Rance games!
What more could you ask for?!
GET IT NOW!
Getting this game despite its online flaws is moe!

Also, I got featured on paheal again. What is this, like, the billionth time?

Am I the only one?

Hello there, fellas.

You want rape?

The most votes went to Bestiality, Rape, Bondage, Zoophilia, Other and Branding. Since these all fit well together I'm just gonna do them all at once (and I'll think of something for 'other'. I'm aware I missed a lot of fetishes on the list, because this list is largely a cross-ref of actual lists on wikipedia and adult forums and therefore set in reality. I completely forgot to add even the most basic fantasy fetishes like tentacles, monsters, transformation and such. I'll see what I can do about that.).

How's that sound?

Rape meeeee!

Also some new stuff:

And some old stuff (remember those posts where I said I forgot something? Well, it still seems like I have some stuff somewhere I didn't post yet, but here are 2 pics at least...)

Also this.

 

 Also a Clementine pic after the jump break because walking dead spoiler alert:

Still, I write my songs...

Dun dududun dun du dun dun du dun!

This page is late because I finished a game I've been trying to beat for a whole month.

When something smells ...

... It's usually the ... smoke.

New page:

A talking animal. Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Nothing else today. Sorry.

I've been very unproductive lately.

Gotta change that.

Like some kind of velvet embrace

Okay, so I haven't posted in a while. Sorry about that.
Also, today's page is just a one panel page, which is lame, I know, but whatever.
Exams got in the way again.
And then GTA V happened.
I regret nothing! :D
Alright, so, page:

Make way, Toph. And ease your breathing.

 
 Also, folks who visit /co/ or just like Cartoon Hangover or whatever might have seen this video.
/co/ liked the raccoon, so I did some stuff, because I was in the mood for that at the time.
Here we go (Oh, yeah, contains small amount of gore. Just for the heck of it):

Then there's a pic of loli tigress to round it all off:

Aaaaaand last time's song reference was pretty much impossible to get. This one's easier, but still hard.
Last time we had "Time To Get Tough" by the Aggrolites. 'S pretty gud muzik. You should listen to some of their stuff.
This time's even better, though. So yeah, try to get it. Good luck.

PS: GTA V is fucking A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!
PPS: PS's don't really make sense in a digital text.

The Invincible Bondaged Dead of Kung Fu and Ninja

Sooooooo...
It's been a while since my last update.
I got a few things for  you guys.

First of all, after the weekend I will pick up work on the fetish comic. The next fetish will be anal. The site that hosts the poll seems to be offline or something. But it was anal the last time I checked. I'm just gonna go and make this a huge insertions anal. Because Toph.
Anal was followed by rape, which I'll delay until an opportunity to bring it up in the story arises(which is why I'll probably introduce yet another character (Tigress is still being ignored). I kinda want to have someone a little older this time. I got a suggestion for Jeanne d'Arc (not the Clone High one, the real one) I would also suggest Astrid or Ruffnut or Zonja from Ronal the barbarian (which is a very obscure, but not too unfunny movie parodying Conan and other barbarian fiction) or a DC superheroine. So yeah, the next choice seems to be all warrior-types so far, so why not make it official?

The next character will be a warrior-type girl.

Give your own suggestions in the comments and stuff to see your favourite character have badly drawn sex! YAY!

Also, here is a picture of Lee kissing Clementines feet:

And some pics of Master Viper, because we need more Viper 34:

I like the bondage and asphyxiation pictures, because with an alien body like Viper's you can go all out being creative. Coiling around objects, tying the body into a knot and such. I love it. These two are probably two of my greatest favourites out of all the pictures I ever did, even though I didn't put much effort into them.
I'm probably gonna colour these two someday.

Next there's the Visual Novel thing.
I switched programs from Novelty to RenPy, because I was told novelty is crap.
I wrote drafts for the first few days, worked out a stat-system and made a more detailed draft of the overall concept of the game.
The idea is that you get to have a relatively customizable game that looks like a visual novel (Because Rance).
# So, first things first: Screw the event tree. There won't be one, most events will depend on stats. Stats depend on decisions.
# Because of this there would be a new game+ where you keep your stats to get events that you couldn't/didn't get in the first playthrough. The game should have enough content to last at least 5 to 6 playthroughs (I REALLY love Sengoku Rance).
# Eventually in the story there will be an event that can grant you full control over the jade palace (leaving an open slot to add an upgrade system (not planned yet, though))
# Your stats are based on the 7 virtues of Kung Fu.
# This game (if it ever was to be made) is gonna be awesome!
I could just go ahead and start writing out all the scenes, but right now I still don't really have a lot of free time on my hands. Maybe in a week or two I'll make a post asking you if you'd be interested.

Kung Fu Panda Visual Novel?! Nope.

Here's the deal. There will be no KFP H-game from me! Why would you assume that?!

Oh, you didn't?
I never even let on about anything like that?
You would have never jumped to a conclusion like that, based on nothing at all?

Well. I guess you were right about it then.

So, what am I even talking about?
Here's the thing: I kind of had an idea for a Kung Fu Panda h-game the other day. I doodled some designs and I really liked the character I designed, who's a new Kung Fu style in the KFP universe, which would be the dragon style (at least afaik that one doesn't exist in canon). Dragon style, in fact, is actually more popular than other styles of the furious five (like monkey, for example) but I guess they took out dragons because they're mythical creatures. And also because the title 'Dragon Warrior' would be confusing, then.
To me that just screams Dragon OC.
So yeah, the idea I had was to have a new Kung Fu warrior move in to the jade palace. Someone new that the reader could identify with, like Po, but also be a bit more generic. Someone who you could follow in his training of Kung Fu and interaction with the furious 5 and Po, sexin it up with the ladies.
'The ladies' of course would be Tigress and Viper. That's not many ladies, you might think. Whereas 3 is the absolute minimum for most h-games, some of them, like my all-time favourite, the Rance-series even having a fucking shitton of them, I never really understood the trend to get more bland, shitty characters in most games and focus on quantity instead of quality.
So, yeah, what I had in mind was using these already established characters to their fullest, really concentrate on the characters and have them react to the changes that you - the player - would hopefully bring to the palace.
So yeah. That's my rough concept idea for my very own h-game.
I just wanted to share the idea.

But, no. I'm not gonna do that.
I have started new project after new project without finishing anything. This has GOT to stop!
I will finish the fetish comic, I will finally finish some of my work and maybe during the summer break I will look into this again and write a few scenes without trying to do too much artwork and then I'll fail all of my exams as usual and then you guys will have to wait another year until I produce ANYTHING again, because the next break I will spend entirely with the PS4.
And THEN it's only 1 or 2 more years til I can go to an art college and finally learn how to do the shit right I've been trying and failing to do these past few years.

APROPOS BREAK: Sorry that the fetish comic's kinda slow right now. I took a short break. New pages will be coming eventually.

TL;DR:
There won't be a game.
Here are some pictures of my game:

THE HAPPENING

So, for all you gunnerkrigg readers out there:

... LESBIAAAANS!!

A wild Clementine appeared.

Can you spot the new character?

So the next character will be clem, but not instead of lor and tish.

They'll probably appear in one or two fetishes or so.

I don't really know yet what I'm gonna do with clem, but I'll try to come up with something good that is still true to her character.