A warning and a notice.

I wanna do a master Tigress watersports pic and I think I'm gonna do a stream in about one hour and as always you're welcome to join and I'm gonna announce it in the chat.
So, yeah, if watersports aint your thang please just try to ignore it.
I'm already trying to do more tame stuff as it is to please everyone (cause I'm a pleaser), but sometimes a man has the need to pee and should be granted the freedom to do so whereever and whenever he wants! Imaajfpstnfo 2012!! Vote for the bad guy and make a good decision.
Also, if you don't wanna see this and rather see me doing something else just write in the chat and I'll see what I can do (I DO have alot of work piled up that I should rather do, after all).

wasting time

I wasted time today. I wanted to draw a picture of Brian Williams making love to a dog, but then I thought "eh, what's the use" and wasted time on nothing instead. Today I sucked harder than anyone in the history of sucking. I feel shitty now. Here, have the picture of random shit n stuff for shits n giggles.

In the upper left corner we can see what appears to be a green boy quite possibly confused about his sexuality singing the sideburns song.
In the lower left corner there is some kind of loli hellspawn with giant green insect eyes that could stare into your soul. The thing is naked, has orange skin and rapunzelesque floating burning hair that grows out the back of its gigantic head. In the middle it seems is the head of a man with a purple wig and large eyes equal in size to those of the orange hell creature from the hellish hellfire of murder death hell.The man has the philosophers stone lodged in his brain, which has given him quite the strange expression on his dead-looking face.

Viper and Tigress colours

This is how viper and tigress will probably look like when I decide to pick up work on that comic. watch the tigress stream here. I'll start by colouring Tigress' dream (which I never finished, coming to think of it...) and maybe maybe maybe MAYBE move on to the big one. But right now I won't even do Tigress' dream, since I still have to work on the many different other projects I foolishly took on. I'll finish the teen titans comic first, I'll have to finish my part of the borderlands colab set and I'll have to start working on a character design I was assigned to do (two months ago ... yeah, I'm fucking slow, so what) for a german loli project. And yeah, I'm doing my best to fail pretty much every exam by being the laziest fuck I've ever known.
At least the Adventure Time project, which has developed into a major nuisance over time is finally over.

creatures

 I sketched some alien creatures while watching movies. Some silly and or generic and one a little more serious (but still generic) with a bit of a backstory I thought up. The big one with the creepy smile obviously being that one. I thought it up as my take on a horror creature like rawhead rex(which is awesome, especially the art. Let me google a download for you. I've never read the other three, but I'm totally gonna download this myself and read them.), but with a backstory other than "RAAR! I'M EVIL!" so as to make it actually frightening. Because while gore and mindless killing like in ALIEN or stuff like that sure can be disturbing it's missing the actual psychefuck of a good horror. And good horror is missing, well, fucking murdering aliens. So yeah, I got a rough outline of a -in my mind- fairly good story (yeah, rite, as if :D) sitting here and nothing to do with it, just like with that video game idea i had in a dream a few months back. I did some artwork and wrote some stuff and oh, i say, it was jolly good fun it was. I would actually kinda like working on a project like that, but as everyone knows, I'm not that good with projects, because that'd involve work. Work is hard. So, yeah, I'm never gonna do that. What I AM gonna do however is a livestream where you can watch me paint this alien without any idea of it's colours and little practice in painting that kind of exoskeletony/hard skin stuff. It's surely gonna be not funny, but annoying and boring, since I refuse to actually talk during my streams. I'll be streaming at about 21 hours, pacific standard, which is also the time I have reserved to work on that borderlands colab set I mentioned some time ago, but I never work on that anyway, so, yeah, I suck. :D

Here, have an example of the greatness that is Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex: (Shrinked down for all the pussies who can't take a little gore. You're not a pussy are you? Click it.)

'Sweet.'

Titanic Teen Titties in: "false advertisement"

Alright, it was brought to my attention that I kinda - not really - promised you a teen titans BEASTiality minicomic.Well, guess what, I'm gonna do one of my trademarked "watch_me_suck_at_art"-streams so you can watch me ruin your favourite non-canon cape cartoon. YAY!
Watch me do the stream RITE NAO! GO GO GO!!!
Here are the sketches I didn't wanna show you because distorted raven face fail.

tigress testing

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streaming

streaming in good quality right now, so if you wanna join in just go visit my channel. I've got about 1 hour left before I'll have to go.

Tutorial fail.

 This is one of my dcuo characters. Or, at least what I painted of him. He's supposed to be wearing a mask, that's why he doesn't have a face.

If you wanna learn how to paint like this EZ check out my tutorial on my livestream channel.

 My art might not be as great as that of all the other tutorial streams all over the web, but I'm often told I'd be a good teacher. Teachers don't need to know what the fuck they're talking about, right?

No harm in that t'all, ah reckon.

Yes, I am aware of the MINOR problem that you CAN'T SEE SHIT!! I will work on that in the future. Now it's too late.

Fuck everything.

Streamer.

Outlines finished.

Wanna see the process?

That's right, I now have a livestream channel. You can find the link in the pages section under "LiveStream".

I might stream smaller stuff every now and then without announcing, so go over there once in a while and check out the recorded sessions.

Video Stream? Noice!

Hey guys. I just set up a desktopcam for no reason. If you've got nothing better to do why not help me figure this out. Like how high I can set the video quality at my bandwidth and stuff like that.


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/imaajfpstnfo-has-a-channel


If you go there now you can watch me draw the "Seconds" pic and listen to music by "Anathallo".
So do it. Like, now.
If you don't I'm not gonna give you a cookie.


Here's what I got so far: