June 14, 2013

NAUGHTY dog! NAUGHTY!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT!
I just lost about 7 hours of fucking last of us gameplay to a bug with Naughty Dog's servers, and apparently THIS GUY is having a grand old time, putting smileys in all his posts about it.
YES, I WASTED TIME AGAIN. What a shock.
As if I didn't already have too little time on my hands.
Now I have a headache, Naughty Dog has my 80 bucks, and I have lost my entire Friday.
GRRRRRRREAT!
And as if that wasn't enough. The game isn't even that good. Characters are thrown into the game with little to no background or story to establish them, the sneaking is repetitive as shit and not even half as good as arkham city's for example, the graphics are nice, but not nearly as sensational as promised. For a game this close to the release of the ps4 I expected MGS3-level graphics. NPCs are annoying, AI is lame, gameplay is clutzy.
Overall, I liked Crash Bandicoot much better. 
7/10
Fuck you, Christophe Balestra.

new comic pages DELAYED for obvious reasons.

I am so sorry. I thought I could use a new story-driven game to relax a little to improve my overall artwork output.
I'm gonna keep away from this game for a while, tho. Maybe games in general, so that I can concentrate more on finishing art-stuff for you guys.
Again. Sorry.

2 comments:

  1. Its the hype man, people hype it up so much it can never live up to the hype.

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Wow, that's a long-ass fucking list!

  • Abrasion
  • Agalmatophilia
  • Age difference
  • Age play
  • Algolagnia (pain)
  • Amputations
  • Anal play/sex
  • Animal slave
  • Animal/pet play
  • Asphyxiophilia
  • Attraction to disability
  • Autagonistophilia
  • Autassassinophilia
  • Bathroom use control
  • Beastiality
  • Beating
  • Biting
  • Blindfolds
  • Bondage
  • Boobs
  • Branding
  • Cages/Cells
  • Castration
  • Chastity
  • Competition
  • Concealing one's identity
  • Control/denial of pleasure
  • Crime
  • Domestic service
  • Domination
  • Double/multiple penetration
  • Eating
  • Electrostimulation/-cution
  • Enemas
  • Erotic dancing
  • Excessive Cum
  • Exercise
  • Exhibitionism
  • Fat
  • Fear
  • Feederism
  • Food play
  • Foot fetishism
  • Force/assertion
  • Formicophilia (insects)
  • Forniphilia (furniture TF)
  • Frotteurism
  • Gags, gagging
  • Gape
  • Gas masks
  • Gerontophilia
  • Gun play
  • Hair
  • Harem
  • Harvesting semen/milk
  • Heat/ Cold play
  • Helplessness
  • Heterophilia
  • Homeovestism
  • Human trade
  • Humiliation/Degradation
  • Hypnotism
  • Infantilism
  • Infantophilia
  • Initiation rites
  • Injections
  • Insertions
  • Interrogations
  • Kidnapping
  • Kleptophilia
  • Knife play
  • Lactophilia
  • Licking
  • Lingerie
  • Liquidophilia
  • Macro-/Microphilia
  • Mashalagnia (Armpits (yummy))
  • Masochism
  • Massage/beauty treatment
  • Masturbation
  • Mechanophilia
  • Medical scenes
  • Menophilia (don't vote for this. bleh)
  • Modeling
  • Morphophilia
  • Mucophila
  • Mummification
  • Mysophilia
  • Name change
  • Narratophilia
  • Nasophilia
  • Navel fetishism
  • Necrophilia
  • Neophilia
  • Nudism/exhbitionism
  • Objectophilia
  • Olfactophilia
  • Partialism
  • delicious cake
  • Pedovestism
  • Personality modification
  • Phone sex
  • Pictophilia
  • Piquerism
  • Pitiful behaviour
  • Plastic surgery
  • Plushophilia
  • Prison
  • Prostitution
  • Punishment
  • Pygophilia (AYYSSEESSS!)
  • Pyrophilia
  • Rape
  • Religion
  • Restriction
  • Ritualism
  • Role play
  • Roughhousing
  • Sadism
  • Salirophilia
  • Scarification
  • Scat
  • Servitude
  • Sex toys
  • Sexual fetishism (waitasecond ... "nonliving objects"?)
  • Shackles/manacles
  • Slave-Master relationship
  • Sleep deprivation
  • Sleepsacks? Rly? Weird.
  • Sluts
  • Smoking
  • Somnophilia
  • Sounding
  • Spandex/Latex/Leather etc.
  • Spanking
  • Speech restriction
  • Spit/ Saliva
  • Sthenolagnia (Oh, yes! MUSCLES!)
  • Stigmatophilia
  • Stretching skin
  • Submission
  • Suspension
  • Swallowing/ swapping bodily fluids
  • Swinging
  • Symphorophilia
  • Taking decisions
  • Teasing
  • Telephone Scatologia
  • Teratophilia
  • Tickling
  • Tongues
  • Torture
  • Toucherism
  • Transformation
  • Traps
  • Trees. Just ... trees.
  • Troilism
  • Uniforms
  • Urolagnia
  • Vaginal play/sex
  • Vampirism (ooooh, sparkly!)
  • Vomit (mmmmmmh, looking forward to his one :D)
  • Vorarephilia
  • Voyeurism
  • Weight gain
  • Weight loss
  • Weights (piercings)
  • Whips
  • Worship
  • Wrestling
  • Zoophilia
  • Zoosadism
  • Is that all? Pah! (other/unlisted)

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