May 05, 2012

lolisketches and smurfette






Who the heck actually watched the Smurf movie? There's no way I'd watch a movie of a show/comic that I even as a child thought stupid.God, I hate Franco-Belgian comics. Not because of the art, I like the big noses and small bodies and distinct features and all that, but the humor is even worse than german humor (which is basically all about sex 75% of the time and just being gross 25% of the time) The only good german cartoonist is Walter Moers even tho he actually is basically the one who started the whole obscenity stuff. Smurfette's nose is too big, she looks like that woman from the last unicorn.

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Wow, that's a long-ass fucking list!

  • Abrasion
  • Agalmatophilia
  • Age difference
  • Age play
  • Algolagnia (pain)
  • Amputations
  • Anal play/sex
  • Animal slave
  • Animal/pet play
  • Asphyxiophilia
  • Attraction to disability
  • Autagonistophilia
  • Autassassinophilia
  • Bathroom use control
  • Beastiality
  • Beating
  • Biting
  • Blindfolds
  • Bondage
  • Boobs
  • Branding
  • Cages/Cells
  • Castration
  • Chastity
  • Competition
  • Concealing one's identity
  • Control/denial of pleasure
  • Crime
  • Domestic service
  • Domination
  • Double/multiple penetration
  • Eating
  • Electrostimulation/-cution
  • Enemas
  • Erotic dancing
  • Excessive Cum
  • Exercise
  • Exhibitionism
  • Fat
  • Fear
  • Feederism
  • Food play
  • Foot fetishism
  • Force/assertion
  • Formicophilia (insects)
  • Forniphilia (furniture TF)
  • Frotteurism
  • Gags, gagging
  • Gape
  • Gas masks
  • Gerontophilia
  • Gun play
  • Hair
  • Harem
  • Harvesting semen/milk
  • Heat/ Cold play
  • Helplessness
  • Heterophilia
  • Homeovestism
  • Human trade
  • Humiliation/Degradation
  • Hypnotism
  • Infantilism
  • Infantophilia
  • Initiation rites
  • Injections
  • Insertions
  • Interrogations
  • Kidnapping
  • Kleptophilia
  • Knife play
  • Lactophilia
  • Licking
  • Lingerie
  • Liquidophilia
  • Macro-/Microphilia
  • Mashalagnia (Armpits (yummy))
  • Masochism
  • Massage/beauty treatment
  • Masturbation
  • Mechanophilia
  • Medical scenes
  • Menophilia (don't vote for this. bleh)
  • Modeling
  • Morphophilia
  • Mucophila
  • Mummification
  • Mysophilia
  • Name change
  • Narratophilia
  • Nasophilia
  • Navel fetishism
  • Necrophilia
  • Neophilia
  • Nudism/exhbitionism
  • Objectophilia
  • Olfactophilia
  • Partialism
  • delicious cake
  • Pedovestism
  • Personality modification
  • Phone sex
  • Pictophilia
  • Piquerism
  • Pitiful behaviour
  • Plastic surgery
  • Plushophilia
  • Prison
  • Prostitution
  • Punishment
  • Pygophilia (AYYSSEESSS!)
  • Pyrophilia
  • Rape
  • Religion
  • Restriction
  • Ritualism
  • Role play
  • Roughhousing
  • Sadism
  • Salirophilia
  • Scarification
  • Scat
  • Servitude
  • Sex toys
  • Sexual fetishism (waitasecond ... "nonliving objects"?)
  • Shackles/manacles
  • Slave-Master relationship
  • Sleep deprivation
  • Sleepsacks? Rly? Weird.
  • Sluts
  • Smoking
  • Somnophilia
  • Sounding
  • Spandex/Latex/Leather etc.
  • Spanking
  • Speech restriction
  • Spit/ Saliva
  • Sthenolagnia (Oh, yes! MUSCLES!)
  • Stigmatophilia
  • Stretching skin
  • Submission
  • Suspension
  • Swallowing/ swapping bodily fluids
  • Swinging
  • Symphorophilia
  • Taking decisions
  • Teasing
  • Telephone Scatologia
  • Teratophilia
  • Tickling
  • Tongues
  • Torture
  • Toucherism
  • Transformation
  • Traps
  • Trees. Just ... trees.
  • Troilism
  • Uniforms
  • Urolagnia
  • Vaginal play/sex
  • Vampirism (ooooh, sparkly!)
  • Vomit (mmmmmmh, looking forward to his one :D)
  • Vorarephilia
  • Voyeurism
  • Weight gain
  • Weight loss
  • Weights (piercings)
  • Whips
  • Worship
  • Wrestling
  • Zoophilia
  • Zoosadism
  • Is that all? Pah! (other/unlisted)

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Here's a number for ya. Pretty low innit? Wanna help make it bigger?