First off, I have no idea what I'm talking about. EVER. So don't listen to anything I'm saying ever.
People, I know you don't care, you just wanna see my crappy art. But you're not in charge. Now give me all your money and I'll stick your head up your arse and sell it to you as a yoga exercise.
Yes, I'm angry again.
Not because the ending sucked. Nooooo. Not anymore. My hatred has crept far deeper than that by now. Even though this game officially had the worst ending of any video game ever (based on the fact that this is the first incident in the history of videogames the creators of a game had to change the ending due to the complaints of the fans) that's not even why I'm pissed off. No.
Here's what happened:
I read the new ending was supposed to be in the game now, so I shoved the thing in the PS3 raeging all the way.
I noticed my galactic readiness was back at 50% ... OH RIGHT, OH JOY, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!! (By the way, creators of pummeling-my-balls-til-I-puke 3, "Single Player mode" is a concept I thought noone could EVER misunderstand. You managed to do that. Congratulations, you get a coupon for 1 (one) free fart in the face.) (I wanted to get the bonus scene tho, because I didn't get it the first time.)
So after I stuttered my way through your servers in hopes of getting this done quickly and bugging and lagging around so much and getting so pissed off at you actually having the balls to charge people for the upgrade packs obviously assuming your whole product was worth more than you take for those packs I was close to melting my dick off with acid I finally got my readiness to 100% and my rating to 7000-something. So I tried again to play the ending.
Yep. Nothing happened. Not even the "shepard's alive" scene. Nothing. And what's best is, I just wasted a whole day half a week before exams and I didn't even start studying yet. Or I could have worked on some art. I was also kinda wanting to just go out and hang around town. This could have been a day well spent, but instead it made me want to empty my bowels on someone.
I know you wouldn't even care if you'd read this, but I hate you and everything you stand for. Not just for ME3. You've always been a moneygrubbing collection of douches. You're hurting video games as an artform and are ultimately partly responsible for shit games in general.