First off, I have no idea what I'm talking about. EVER. So don't listen to anything I'm saying ever.
People, I know you don't care, you just wanna see my crappy art. But you're not in charge. Now give me all your money and I'll stick your head up your arse and sell it to you as a yoga exercise.
Yes, I'm angry again.
Not because the ending sucked. Nooooo. Not anymore. My hatred has crept far deeper than that by now. Even though this game officially had the worst ending of any video game ever (based on the fact that this is the first incident in the history of videogames the creators of a game had to change the ending due to the complaints of the fans) that's not even why I'm pissed off. No.
Here's what happened:
I read the new ending was supposed to be in the game now, so I shoved the thing in the PS3 raeging all the way.
I noticed my galactic readiness was back at 50% ... OH RIGHT, OH JOY, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!! (By the way, creators of pummeling-my-balls-til-I-puke 3, "Single Player mode" is a concept I thought noone could EVER misunderstand. You managed to do that. Congratulations, you get a coupon for 1 (one) free fart in the face.) (I wanted to get the bonus scene tho, because I didn't get it the first time.)
So after I stuttered my way through your servers in hopes of getting this done quickly and bugging and lagging around so much and getting so pissed off at you actually having the balls to charge people for the upgrade packs obviously assuming your whole product was worth more than you take for those packs I was close to melting my dick off with acid I finally got my readiness to 100% and my rating to 7000-something. So I tried again to play the ending.
Yep. Nothing happened. Not even the "shepard's alive" scene. Nothing. And what's best is, I just wasted a whole day half a week before exams and I didn't even start studying yet. Or I could have worked on some art. I was also kinda wanting to just go out and hang around town. This could have been a day well spent, but instead it made me want to empty my bowels on someone.
I know you wouldn't even care if you'd read this, but I hate you and everything you stand for. Not just for ME3. You've always been a moneygrubbing collection of douches. You're hurting video games as an artform and are ultimately partly responsible for shit games in general.
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Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts
March 10, 2012
god
God, ME3 was stupid. I mean, I really liked the gameplay, but the story - especially the ending - was just retarded. And here I was actually TRYING to like this game, but once again I have been deeply disappointed. I don't know why games like these always sell that well. Maybe it's because most of the people are idiots, obviously, one of them being me, maybe it's all but a brilliant little scheme by the video industry, [SPOILER] maybe it's some pure-energy entity's plan to wipe out sentient lifeforms for no logical reason whatsoever, because it somehow believes that although organic and synthetic life are both forms of life they at the same time aren't really the same and that this always would lead to war. And that that war would be a problem, whilst the complete annihilitation of all sentient beings in the galaxy isn't. And that same pure-energy lifeform seems to also have some kind of affection to tragic and drama because it seemed to have been railroading the martyr death of the main character giving him 3 options to die. But that tiny bit of drama is not enough to make up for the failed drama that COULD have happened to the fleets or to the rest of the crew. You see the fleets ariving and shooting for a few seconds and that's it, all the characters who carry a bit of importance are basically not at all involved, noone you care about dies in a tragic way, nothing happens, everything is really boring, every chance at tear-jerking drama is missed, not a single wet eye in the room. The logic behind this whole thing is unexplainably far beyond stupid.[/SPOILER]
Once again I tried to be open to the 'poplar games tier' and once again I have been disappointed. I had to experience Assassin's Creed and now Mass Effect, I will NOT buy any other of those shitty best sellers.... is what I said after AC, but I did it anyway and I spent time playing that game that I should have spent on studying (I wouldn't have, but I really really should).
(PS3 only bestsellers are excluded of course. Although Metal Gear Solid 4 was pretty stupid, too. But srsly, just take a look at the Playstation only franchises, you really can't go wrong with those. Even MGS4 was only partly stupid.)
And I really liked ME2, but ME3 was just bad.
Once again I tried to be open to the 'poplar games tier' and once again I have been disappointed. I had to experience Assassin's Creed and now Mass Effect, I will NOT buy any other of those shitty best sellers.... is what I said after AC, but I did it anyway and I spent time playing that game that I should have spent on studying (I wouldn't have, but I really really should).
(PS3 only bestsellers are excluded of course. Although Metal Gear Solid 4 was pretty stupid, too. But srsly, just take a look at the Playstation only franchises, you really can't go wrong with those. Even MGS4 was only partly stupid.)
And I really liked ME2, but ME3 was just bad.
March 08, 2012
me3
me3 arrived today, should start studying for the exam next week, hate the normandy sr2.5, love EDI character, keeping the old crew would have been nice tho
February 27, 2012
Two things ...
First: why is there no Borderlands 2 34 yet? I would draw some but I don't have the time because of ...
... Second: I bought Mass Effect, even though I didn't want to, but the demo got me. I was sure it would be Assassin's Creed all over again (Ubisoft you fucking assholes, because of that I'm not gonna buy Rayman now! And I loved Rayman!), but it wasn't. Mass Effect is - and I really hate to admit that about an xbox game -simply amazing. I loved it. I finished it in like 2 and a half days. But at the end I couldn't get Miranda to stop being a bitch even with full 100% hero mode paragon like a boss. She died. And Kasumi died for no reason whatsoever. Now I kinda want to play the game again so as to not have 2 dead characters in that savegame (I don't even know if that would be imported in ME3 but I just kinda hate the thought of Kasumi being ded, she was always so nice. Miranda is a bitch anyway so I don't care about her. Now I wanted to play the game a second time, but if I'm gonna do that I could just as well get all the trophies. So I start the game in insane difficulty to get the trophy for that and I can't last a second without dying. And I need three headshots with the sniper to kill someone with all their shields down. It took me like 3 to 4 hours to just recruit garrus and mordin. Now I don't know what to do. I couldn't possibly finish the game at this rate.
enough with the fucking reading - have some art stuff n shit I did in todays Korra thread:
... Second: I bought Mass Effect, even though I didn't want to, but the demo got me. I was sure it would be Assassin's Creed all over again (Ubisoft you fucking assholes, because of that I'm not gonna buy Rayman now! And I loved Rayman!), but it wasn't. Mass Effect is - and I really hate to admit that about an xbox game -simply amazing. I loved it. I finished it in like 2 and a half days. But at the end I couldn't get Miranda to stop being a bitch even with full 100% hero mode paragon like a boss. She died. And Kasumi died for no reason whatsoever. Now I kinda want to play the game again so as to not have 2 dead characters in that savegame (I don't even know if that would be imported in ME3 but I just kinda hate the thought of Kasumi being ded, she was always so nice. Miranda is a bitch anyway so I don't care about her. Now I wanted to play the game a second time, but if I'm gonna do that I could just as well get all the trophies. So I start the game in insane difficulty to get the trophy for that and I can't last a second without dying. And I need three headshots with the sniper to kill someone with all their shields down. It took me like 3 to 4 hours to just recruit garrus and mordin. Now I don't know what to do. I couldn't possibly finish the game at this rate.
enough with the fucking reading - have some art stuff n shit I did in todays Korra thread:
Lonely Island parodies:
... and Techno Wang:
December 23, 2011
alien girls
First bw ahsoka and asari (is that her name or her race? never played that stupid game)
second is loli aayla and loli shaak ti
and by mixing them you get this
second is loli aayla and loli shaak ti
and by mixing them you get this
third is Tali-somethingwhatever and asajj ventress
And those are the new combinations
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